Favorite Urban Dictionary Definitions of My Name

- A fat slimy blob of poop. Normally very short and ugly and annoying. No one likes Janes and they are stupid and dumb.

"When Jane sat down at the lunch table everyone cried and moved away."


- Short term name for marijuana...people who smoke pot often love Jane's

the name of the most beautiful woman in the world, other woman were so jelous of Jane's that they made up a term for Jane's calling them plain because it rhymed and made them feel better about themselves cause they were not names jane and they are ugly.

janes are always the girls with the sense of humor in any group

jane's can also be that girl that had a crush on you in high school but you never dated, then she shows up at the reunion lookin all hot and successfull, then you kick your self in the butt for not being nicer to her because now she is hot and wont give you the time of day.

jane's are better then everyone, and are usually associated with class and wealth and beauty

the hot girl next door that you grew up next too is always named, or should always be named jane

guy: "that jane aint no plain"
girl: "dammit i wish my name was jane."

dude: "hey man light the jane and pass it"
other dude: "man do i love smokin the jane"


-Someone who is very average in appearance and everything else, even though everyone wants to be her and thinks she is gorgeous. "Plain Jane"

Everyone else: "Jane, your pictures are so pretty, you are so going to be a model. Every night I pray to God that I'll wake up and look like you."
Dan: (sigh) "That girl's smile could brighten anyone's day!"


- n. Jane's are the beautiful, funny, and care-free people of the world. The exact opposite of their nickname, "Plain Jane"

Guy: Look at that hot Jane over there. I'm gonna go ask her out.
Other Guy: Not if I get there first.